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A collection of short-form posts. It’s like Twitter but there’s only one idiot: me.

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    If software development was always just about writing code, then why does agilemanifesto.org not mention the word “code” even once?

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    Once a year there’s this moment where I’m motivated to post more content, but first I have to clean up a few design sins.

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    My YouTube Recommendations right now

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    When contractors tell you they’ll come on a Saturday at 8:30 am (!!!), then they actually show up at 11:30 am and do nothing except say they want to come again next Saturday at 9 am

    Meme: I cant believe you've done this
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    I’ve added a small /ai manifesto to explain how I use generative AI on this site (and also outside of it).

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    CS degree but defeated by pairing a vtech kiddie walkie talkie

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    Really looking forward to drive home to my parents for christmas, but procrastinating a lot having to carry stuff downstairs into the car four times.

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    I wish dependabot were a tiny bit smarter. Like: biome’s config has the version in its schema URL. So if dependabot updates biome, the schema version doesn’t match the installed version anymore, and it will complain. Just do it for me, pls.

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    If your crons on Railway were running a bit late recently, they should be better now. I rolled out a few updates between 18:30 and 19:30, and there are clearly some significant changes in cron timing.

    A few late stragglers here and there, but we’ll catch those too.

    Graph of Crons fired. After 6:30pm clearly visible spikes every 5 minutes in cron executions.
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    I dreamed about a Technology Connections video where Alec explained that the Advent wreath was invented to improve TV remote signal strength in winter. You would aim through the candles, and it helped to turn off the TV during cold winter nights.

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    I tried cutting pizza with scissors today because I heard only good things about it and

    holy fuck I hated it, there wasn’t a single good thing about it.

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    Regular Friday morning:

    • make coffee
    • reboot the light switches
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    Pro-Tip: using BigInt() in your code makes it look 10x more important.

    I was juggling storage sizes today. 9 petabytes in bytes already hit MAX_SAFE_INTEGER. 9PB is a lot but also isn’t.

    Flex Tape meme, Phil Swift slapping Flex Tape on a leak. The Leak: "Enterprise Needs". The Tape: "BigInt(number)"
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    What my dentist thinks I’m doing in the hour before my appointment vs. what I’m really doing

    a man eating a snickers and a donut
    pablo escobar sitting and staring into the void
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    No better sunday than breakfast and an Outdoor Boys video.

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    Some popular hosting platforms taught developers the wrong assumption that every hosting-adjacent feature must be built into the platform or bought as another SaaS, when in reality, you often just need to run a docker image.

    Gotta reeducate.

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    Had my first unproductive day in 3 months. Thanks to MacBook issues.

    One day. In 3 months. Just because of tech problems. Not because of meetings or calls or metawork.

    Actually I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.

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    me: blocks ntp in firewall on homelab vps tunnel
    vps: time drifts out of sync, google oauth breaks
    me: surprised_pikachu.png

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    work this week be like

    Meme: My body is a machine that turns finger movements into enterprise readiness
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    me when getting paged and pods are restarting

    Meme with Marcus the worm. Caption: "I don't like this pod. It's pissing me off"
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